rather hear my dog bark than a man say he loves me

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[surfclown]

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

[surfclown]

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[rilianedautriche]

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

[rilianedautriche]

[rilianedautriche]

[rilianedautriche]

[rilianedautriche]

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mary-enderwood asked:

I like Sebastian but Claude is more aesthetically pleasing. (did i say this to you before? I feel like I did.......Is my brain melting)

anewp0tat0 answered:

😒

this your man?

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[aces-to-apples]

Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.

[aces-to-apples]

Reblogging for pride month

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[helixsnake]

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

[nonegenderleftpain]

@aydascomprehendsubtext

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[bexorok]

So I’ve been doing this internship where we monitor sea turtle nests and I’ve been making memes about it

@marinebiologyshitposts

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[wyren-hope]

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[hungwy]

Sorry just need some space here to play with my emojis

🦕 playing dinosau

🛖playing hut

🦣 playing mammoth

🎂 playing birthday cake

🌵playing cactus

🐩 playing poodle

🍄playing mushroom

🌋 playing volcano

🫎 playing moose

🐗playing boar

🐖playing pig

🖼️ playing picture

🦃 playing turkey

🐛 playing caterpillar

🍯 playingy honey pot

🛶 playing canoe

🪅 playing viva pinata

🎃 playing jackolantern

🦠 playing with germ

🎳 playing ball and pins

🧽 playing sponge

⚗️ playing alembic

🩻 playing xray

🪜playing ladder

🧲 playing magnet

📐 playing angle

🏺playing pot

⚰️playing vampire coffin

💣playing bombs

🚬playing cigarette

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[mouzeron]

I’m so in love with these patterns and colours

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[viejospellejos]

Cómo picar a un italiano 🤌🏻

[antowilly]

[2urban2fantasy]

This is abuse

[thelegendofsqam]

That man is so distressed and should be compensated for enduring this abuse

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[memeclassheroes]

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[weaver-z]

Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

[weaver-z]

Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school

Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in

Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow

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[kirbyofthestars]

dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree

ALT

[kirbyofthestars]

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[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.

[dark-haired-hamlet]

(No but seriously OP you’re exactly right)

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[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.

[dark-haired-hamlet]

(No but seriously OP you’re exactly right)